January 2010
21 posts
“MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but...”
– http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
clientsfromhell:
“I thought your quote was for an unlimited time limit, I’m not finished with my changes and I don’t want to pay any extra!”
How much do you charge for a website?
clientsfromhell:
Me: “Well it depends.”
Client: “Well then can you give us a ballpark figure?”
Me: “Professional or Minor League?”
MIT Advanced Visual Department
clientsfromhell:
http://cavs.mit.edu/
UK grading software fails Churchill speech for... →
savingpaper:
The system, which is a proposed way of marking exam papers online, found that Winston Churchill’s rousing 1940 call to “fight them on the beaches” was too repetitive, with the text using the word “upon” and “our” too frequently.
His reference to the “might of the German army” lost him marks because the computer assumed that Churchill had intended to say “might ...
clientsfromhell:
Client: We like the design, but could you make the blues all the same.
Me: It’s the same blue through out the design.
Client: It looks like different blues.
Me: That’s because colors are perceived differently dependent on neighboring colors.
Client: That’s stupid.
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DIAL 'M' FOR MORDOR
(via bobloblawslawblog)
